Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?


The older I get, the older old is


If I were a bug I would walk up to you to get myself squished!


roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????


To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.


7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems


Guess what???? (Never reply after that)


U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer


I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!


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Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.


Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!


Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.


hi guys whats up


E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny


Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.


The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.