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Adults are just kids who owe money
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U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!
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I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
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OMG What Is That Big Fat Ugly Thing Over There Oh Shit IT's You
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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i am gay wht are you
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU
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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't...

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)

Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms