Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
If I were a bug I would walk up to you to get myself squished!
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

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You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

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What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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All stressed out and no one to choke