Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

If I were a bug I would walk up to you to get myself squished!

Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.

Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

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More Sms Messages:


Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.


If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!


Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.


Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.