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i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...
this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....
Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..
#3 means everything#1&2
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
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Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?
Love is forever, only the partners change...
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
Funny Jokes:President Trump tweeted congratulations to the Houston Astros for winning the World Series
There Was A Little Girl And Her Mother Walking Through The Park One Day And They Saw Two Teenagers Having Sex On A Bench
That Awkward moment when you actually want
You Might Be A Redneck If You Can French Kiss
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Flunked
When I Was Born I Was Black
Where Have All Your Scabs Gone?
The New Priest Is Nervous About Hearing Confessions So He Asks An Older Priest To Sit In On His Sessions
Your Mama So Fat She Went Fishing And A Wail Washed Up
Chuck Norris Is Currently Suing NBC Claiming Law And Order Are Trademarked Names For
Two Flies Were Flying Around A Pile Of Poo
A Ranch Woman Takes Her Three Sons To The Doctor For Physicals For The First Time In Their Lives
Yo Mama So Fat She Got Kicked Out
There Was A Cucumber A Pickle And A Penis Sitting Around Talking About How Their Lives Sucked
Your Mama So Dum She Got Locked In The Bathroom
Yo Mama Is So Skinny Her Stelts
I Knew A Girl From America Who Had 1 Boob Bigger Than The Other
Why Did George W Bush Cross The Road 3
What Kind Of Tricycle Does A Blonde Have?
Two Bats Are Going For Their Midnight Feed
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!