Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

hi skyler from puk wassup

wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u

aravindhan

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

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More Sms Messages:


Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you


s[he]be[lie]ve[d]


I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!


a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)


In 2010, the government is shipping away retards. My eyes teared when I thouht of losing you! Be strong, wear your helmet, and take you crayons!


How do you get off a non-stop flight?


Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.


A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!


... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.