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You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
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He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
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Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
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You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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i am gay wht are you
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U say nice isay sweet u say u like me I say I luv u u say lets get ratios together and I punch u
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I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.
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