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i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...

this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....

Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..

#3 means everything#1&2

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.

Hunny, why is there a rooster on my roof? Are youh' talking sexual to me or is there really a rooster on the roof' ?

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Y did T farmer win a noBl prize? Bcoz he was out st&ing in his field! Y did T jelly baby go 2 school? Bcoz it wanted 2 B a smarty.


What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?


Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?


Love is forever, only the partners change...


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!