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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday
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to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
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Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.