Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed
roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
hef huw u don ??!? i thgk in drunk. sry
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...
Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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Out of my mind.back in five minutes

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?!

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol

wat does it profit a guy if he gains the whole girls and suffer for the lost of his most lovely girl. I love u