Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u

Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call

I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

The older I get, the older old is

I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

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More Sms Messages:


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..


Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&. Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!


Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."


Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?


I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T


Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing;-)


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.