Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend


I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box


For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"


Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call


hef huw u don ??!? i thgk in drunk. sry


I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!


one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus


i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


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More Sms Messages:


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!


Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..


Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !


Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !


We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.