Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
The older I get, the older old is
this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT
roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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