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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
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roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
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Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
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When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
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When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?
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Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow, we will stand by each other, however it blow.

For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.

when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Jgat