Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u

I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?

Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked

roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

one day a girl named arsehole sang "happy birthday to you you live in a fucking zoo you look like a peice of poo and you smell of a fucking bitch!"

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More Sms Messages:


blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'


If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.


What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.


9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?


Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!


By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world





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