Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call
i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend
#3 means everything#1&2
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.