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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
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A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
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I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
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roses r red volites r blue the dog next door remindes me of u
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i loved something you had and then you spent it.(money)...
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I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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one day a girl named arsehole sang "happy birthday to you you live in a fucking zoo you look like a peice of poo and you smell of a fucking bitch!"
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Be nice to those who smoke, every cigarette may be their last.

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.