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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?
many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end
Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
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A Woman's Personality Based On What She Drinks
There Were Two Cows In A Field
Why Did The Mirror Have 6 Holes In It
How Do You Turn A Dishwasher Into A Snowplow
A Lady Was Filling Her Tank At A Gas Station Smoking A Cigarette Even Though All The Signs Say Not To
A Girl Gets Two Tattoos On Her Inner Thighs One Of Mike Tyson On Her Right Inner Thigh And The Other Is Of Evander Holifield On Her Left Inner Thigh
What Do You Call A Roman Warrior After Oral Sex
Two Children Were Sitting Outside A Clinic
A Pregnant Woman Walked Into A Bakery And Said To The Baker I Am Pregnant And Your The Father
Yo Mama Is So Fat When Her Beeper Went Off
There Were 3 Men In An Airplane One Dropped A Pineapple The Next Dropped A Water Melon And The Last Dropped A Bomb
A Jewish Father Was Concerned About His Son Who Was About A Year Away-From-His-Bar-Mitzvah
What Does NASCAR Stand For
What Do You Buy A Friend Graduating From Law School
The CIA Had An Opening For An Assassin
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
What Is Green And Jumps From Bed To Bed
You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!