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hi lolxz.
Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
hi skyler from puk wassup
how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday
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i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra 1? ;)

Hw do U communic

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!


He's as camp as a row of tents

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Adults are just kids who owe money

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

How come night falls but day breaks?