Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.

Most funniest sms: hehehehehaheahaha

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

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More Sms Messages:


Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.


I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.


A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!


If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!


Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.


I Love The Place That Make We Love Us This Place LiKe 2 Me a Star (L)


All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.


Why can you buy cigarettes in a gas station where it is forbidden to smoke ?


Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."


When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?