Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"
love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.
More Sms Messages:
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
this cat,is cat,how cat,you cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,secondes cat...NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
Strip mining prevents forest fires
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
Funny Jokes:Why Did The Blonde Bring A Ladder To The Party
Big Tex Goes Into A British Restaurant With His Wife
When Jane Initially Met Tarzan Of The Jungle
What Dog Keeps The Best Time
A Young Reporter Went To A Retirement Home To Interview An Aged But Legendary Explorer
Why Do Blondes Wear Their Hair Up?
Two Men Were Out Fishing When They Found A Lamp Floating In The Water
Women Need A Reason To Have Sex
You Might Be A Redneck If You Only Need Another Holepunch
You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
August 19 Was Einstein S Birthday
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Rubber Toe
What Do You Give An Elephant With Diarrhea?
A Neatly Dressed Salesman Stopped A Man In The Street
All Workers Please Be Advised Of The Following Changes To The Travel Policy
Young Boy Said To His Father You C Dad I-really Wanna Marry
A Blonde Was Out On A Date
Two Doctors And An HMO Manager Die And Line Up Together At The Pearly Gates
What Do You Call A Sex-crazed Gay Cannibal?
What Did The Troops Say To Bush & Rumsfeld When They Told Them To March To Baghdad?
If A Blonde And A Brunette Fell Out Of An Airplane Who Would Land First
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!