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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly
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Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....
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Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........
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A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Drrt!

my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.