Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
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If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha
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i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....
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Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children
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A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f

all of these texts are gay

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!