Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car!

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.

Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

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More Sms Messages:


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love. Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.


Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.


A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.


Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!


If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.


A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.




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