Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!


When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car!


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.


I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!


It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.


i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds


Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!


The best things in life aren't things


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More Sms Messages:


Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?


All stressed out and no one to choke


Ein Pessimist ist ein Optimist mit Erfahrung


I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f


Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.


I just want to be happy.


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!


Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.