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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
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A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.
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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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