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I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
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Does killing time damage eternity?
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u
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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
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TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed
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Follow @OfficialKuddi on Twitter For FUnny Messages
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
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If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
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one day a girl named arsehole sang "happy birthday to you you live in a fucking zoo you look like a peice of poo and you smell of a fucking bitch!"
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer