Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 


#3 means everything#1&2


i love you but....do you love me?


The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.


If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?


The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."


The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.


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More Sms Messages:


No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you


There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.


There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!


If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me


What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.