Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?
If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend
I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
hi lolxz.
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.
Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children
There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.

Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!