Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus

Most funniest sms: hehehehehaheahaha

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

wit u money makes me a man.

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

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