Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
#3 means everything#1&2
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
Adults are just kids who owe money
whassuupppppp..
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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.