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i am a lion
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Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....
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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
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To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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Guess what???? (Never reply after that)
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Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)
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i love you but....do you love me?
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...

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This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.