Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.

A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'

Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend

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More Sms Messages:


I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.


I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.


Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.


Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!


judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...


If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.


What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.