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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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hef huw u don ??!? i thgk in drunk. sry
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Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
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A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition
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A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
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If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

all of these texts are gay

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.