Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hey i was trying to call you but it said welome to the pigs farm voiemail the person your trying to call is a pig and cannot take ur call
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
hi skyler from puk wassup
many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end
A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
aravindhan
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

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When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

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I love you so much !

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.