Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.

Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.

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Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?


Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.


Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...


Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'


How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!


When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?


this is for answering phone calls not texting-----CHESTER MELESTERS DAYCARE SERVICES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU


Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.


How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!




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