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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
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Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
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#3 means everything#1&2
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i am a lion
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Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........
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If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

i really like u

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend

Drrt!

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!