Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?


whassuupppppp..


many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end


I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger


Ek ladki ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya? ladki ne usku ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola meto bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.....


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.


Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.


If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!


My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.


A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'


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More Sms Messages:


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


Woman asks a barman 'Cn I hv a double entendre please?' so T barman gave her 1.


LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?


Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet? I find U V


Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..


Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!


WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.