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In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 
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hi skyler from puk wassup
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Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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hi lolxz.
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Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x
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Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...

Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..