Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 

many tears may get mend but be sure my love for you will never end

i love you but....do you love me?

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

whassuupppppp..

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If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...



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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.


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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.


i dont have my library card, but can i check yu out ?





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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