Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.


I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.


Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.


A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'


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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say


Roses are red poems are corny take me to bed because im feeling horny when roses are red they need to be plucked so next time i see you your gonna get fucked


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More Sms Messages:


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.


To love, you have to be loved and let them in.


What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!


What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?


9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.