Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

aravindhan
A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
hi skyler from puk wassup
my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012
Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
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Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 
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It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???

U SAY I NEED SOME GLASSES AND THE MAN GIVE U A PILE OFF S*-T

Love is forever, only the partners change...

A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.