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Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)
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Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
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Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
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In 2010 they are shipping all retards in the UK away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you. Love you. Be strong. Take your crayons. 
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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hi lolxz.
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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

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