Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday? Tell them a joke on monday

Hey!!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol

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More Sms Messages:


What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


I used 2 like trac2rs... ...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.


Drrt!


The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...


sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!


They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?


You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.