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the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?
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Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
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Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."
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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
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i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....
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I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.


What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !