Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
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Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you
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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
bluesoleil
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!