Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.


I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!


6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p


Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.


If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!


What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.


the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol


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More Sms Messages:


Love is forever, only the partners change...


it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy


Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.


Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.


Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.


Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...


Do u like prawns?


What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.