Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

He's tighter than a photo finish.

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Copernicus said:? men with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."

Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

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More Sms Messages:


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found


To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.


Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...


Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...


How do you get off a non-stop flight?


Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat


In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.