Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss


Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!


I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.


I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.


my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012


Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???


He's tighter than a photo finish.


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More Sms Messages:


I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.


The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.


Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!


Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.


God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.