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Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.
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Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
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Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
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Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.
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roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"
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Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever
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