Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha
Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.
why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss
Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)
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