Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
He's tighter than a photo finish.
A good movie can make you cry... so can onions
We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus
I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition
Blood is red Veins are blue I wish I could run over you
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