Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your shoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


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If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...


roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3


Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.


I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.


Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx




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