Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.


Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H


Hey!!


love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal


You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing


A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.


Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)


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More Sms Messages:


I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say


I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!


Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


Constipated people don't give a crap


Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


Love is....... to love more and more each day....


What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!





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