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Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers
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Real anarchists play chess without kings.
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I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
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Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!
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A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'
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Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
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