Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)
All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.
A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'
friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

Luv Ya...Miss Ya...Wanna Kiss YA <3

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.