Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

bluesoleil


DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...


I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.


jy is my sonskyn my rooiwyn my asmapompie my dagastompie maar myne sal jy bly


Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you


my name is lkc11 and i got this text from 4funnies.com


Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.


There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.


The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.


for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!


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lol all funny so wat about some more


I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


I don't get even . . . . . I get odder


If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.


You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you


Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.





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