Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.

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A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Blood is red Veins are blue I wish I could run over you

Roses are red violates are blue please let me fuck you

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

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More Sms Messages:


Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.


What has he found who has lost God? And what has he lost who has found God?


Never drive faster than you guardian angel can fly !


I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.


I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.


Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.


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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore. What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.