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Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever
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one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus
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Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
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No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.
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I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
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roseses are red violets are blue i cant stand your face so its the end of me with u

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

MRE