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why did the chicken cross the road.........to get to the otherside ba dum tss
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Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???
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Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you
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A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.
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The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!
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Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..
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If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.
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Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha
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