Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.

If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

Blood is red Veins are blue I wish I could run over you

the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (38) 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185

More Sms Messages:


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...


Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my lifeís journey we became FRIENDS!


A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.


LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.