Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you

roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend

Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x

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If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.


Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?


Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!



Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck


Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.


Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.


REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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