Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol
roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever
Whats the diffrence between your moms vagina and your girlfrend's nothin ive been to both.
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If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Out of my mind.back in five minutes

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.