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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
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Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th
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stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?
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Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha
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DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
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rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you

I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.