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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
for all haters: the shit u hear about me might be true, but then again it could be as fake as the b*tch who told you!
Whats the diffrence between your moms vagina and your girlfrend's nothin ive been to both.
Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms
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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!

the clouds are white the sky is blue, people like you are ment in the zoo, dont be angry you will find me there to, not in a cage but laughing at YOU. hahaahaha

Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

Hey I lost my phone could u call it for me?