Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us


All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Njoy in giving respect 2 others.This z GOD GIVEN MANTRA 2 njoy a wndrfl life 4ever


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


True friend cares lyk dad ,teases lyk a sister ,iritates lyk abrother


Whats the diffrence between your moms vagina and your girlfrend's nothin ive been to both.


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roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!


I went 2 by sum camouflage trousers T oTr day But I cdnt find NE.


Real love is the history of enormous patience.


Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.


roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u


Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?


Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know want... I love you!


I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.


20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.