Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!

The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x

your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

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When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Question: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia? Answer: One has a real live culture.


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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.


What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.


my name is lanai i just want to share my experience and testimony here.. i was married for 6 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the picture.. he started hating me and he was abusive. but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce. my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster…so i decided to try it reluctantly. although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he consulted his gods and cast a return and love spell, after 3 days, my husband came back and was pleading. he had realized his mistakes. I just couldn't believe it. .anyways we are back together now and we are happy. in case anyone needs this man, his email address ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com his spells is for a better life. again his email is ogadayspellcaster@outlook.com or call him no this number +2348163974382


When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.