Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3
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i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
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Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
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Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open.

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

why did the sperm cross the road? Because I am wearing the wrong socks

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!