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The best things in life aren't things
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?
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People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
Funny Jokes:You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In
How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot Which Language Is Right For You
What Did The Redneck Do With His His First 50 Cent
You Might Be A Redneck If The Roof Of Your Truck Is
Your Mama So Fat When She Goes To KFC And They Ask Here
Yo Mama Is So Short She Poses
You Might Be A Redneck If
What Do You Get When You Have 32 Rednecks In A Room
Two Men Arrive At The Pearly Gates At About The Same Time Both Wanting To Know If They Will Be Admitted To Heaven
What Does NASCAR Stand For
How Many Divorced Men Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
What S The Difference Between A Drunk And A Stoner
One Day Three Women Went Camping - A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead
Every Year Grandma And Her Grandkids Suzy Jill And Billy Come Stay With Her Over Christmas
How Do You Make A Blonde Laugh On Friday
A Dog Ran Into A Butcher Shop And Grabbed A Roast Off The Counter
Letter From A Farm Kid
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was
What Has 18 Legs And Catches Flies
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Jumped Up
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!