Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The best things in life aren't things

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?

For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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More Sms Messages:


What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him


I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.


I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.


Where are the first 6 up's ?


Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.


My Reality Check bounced.


Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.


What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)


I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!





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