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Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3
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Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't...

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

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What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

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In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain