Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
Schatz ich Liebe Dich über Alles auf der welt. NwLy. Baby .. 4- Ever <3<3
It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?
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If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my FRIEND u r the BEST!!!

Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???

I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails