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A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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you all a retarted.
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If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.
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one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus
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Teacher: "What if all of us humans were exactly the same? We did the same things, acted the same way..." Student: " Then we would all be asking "What if all of us humans were totally different? Were nothing alike, no similarities. Me: thinks My boyfriend and I are in both of these worlds... we ask if we can be the same, and agree on one thing in life... we are nothing alike, no similarities... could we be anymore different???
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Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
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Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.

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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!

True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.