Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

i am a lion


friends are like baloons once yuu let em go yuu can neva get em bk so im gonna tie ya to me heart so i never lose yuu x x


roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!


Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x


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Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


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More Sms Messages:


BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.


It is better to be fair than to be popular!


If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.


Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???


How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer


In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.