Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw

my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012

A good movie can make you cry... so can onions

If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

Adults are just kids who owe money

hi guys whats up

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Aren?


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!


Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.


Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!


When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.


If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.