Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
jy is my sonskyn my rooiwyn my asmapompie my dagastompie maar myne sal jy bly
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
you all a retarted.
Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart.
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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

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It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.