Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger
If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
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