Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..


Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms


Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat


A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.


Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.


It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.


I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!


Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H


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Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets? Underlay! Underlay!


Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.


How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering


All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.


Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl. D: 'I've bn artificially insemin


I love working. I can look at it for hours.


Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !


Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.