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A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
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All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."