Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!


The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love


Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.


There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.


you all a retarted.


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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!


Whats the diffrence between your moms vagina and your girlfrend's nothin ive been to both.


I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it


Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.


Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.