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roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
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It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children
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