Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u

There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.

When all else fails manipulate the data

Hy munti how are you kaha par hai.........

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

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More Sms Messages:


What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend


He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!


All computers wait at the same speed.


Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.


u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.


There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.