Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
the girl says to her baby dad let me see your dick he say i did we fack oready she says o we did he say we did it becus u a ho lol
Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..
the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.

Allow me to introduce my selves

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx