Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

hi guys whats up

Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha

No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.

Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha

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More Sms Messages:


You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.


i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more


Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children


i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!


It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live


The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!


Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.


When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.