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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
you all a retarted.
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few. The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.
Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
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He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
Hens cmwai dwehigfy bfyeqgfi hyretq hyr hfeyeh rywsyy
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
I get by with a little help from my friends.
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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What Did The Snail Say When It Caught A Ride On The Back Of The Turtle As It Was Crossing The Road
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A Blonde Was Cooking Dinner When Her Kitchen Caught On Fire
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You Might Be A Redneck If One Of Your Kids
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Why Did The Blonde Get Confused In The The Bathroom
I Went To A Restaurant With A Sign That Said
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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