Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
U SAY I NEED SOME GLASSES AND THE MAN GIVE U A PILE OFF S*-T
Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..
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Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."