Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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the rain makes all nights beautiful.the grass and flowers to.if rain makes all nights beautiful why doesnt it rain on u?
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All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
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So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??
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stop it. oh u re still doing it. stop it right now. why re u fucking ur phone with ur thumb?
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Hi.plz send me the beautiful sms
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The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

At this moment i have a d?j? vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

what is life what is love,who can tell it to me

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)