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Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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When all else fails manipulate the data
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

Question:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Answer:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

He said: ?I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.