Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!


hi guys whats up


A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true


roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u


your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend


Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.


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If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.


They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?


sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!


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More Sms Messages:


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving


You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.


What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him


Where are the first 6 up's ?


LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!


Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"


I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.


How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.