Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..

Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.


A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.


I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Love you always.


Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back


After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.