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When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
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In a friend you find a second self.
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When all else fails manipulate the data
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Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.
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Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??
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No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love
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i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....

Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx

A friend is sweet when its new.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

hey lets have sex