Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.
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I just want to be happy.
Hey!!
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

i got thrown out of mcdonalds this morning- the girl was an absolute stunner and she askked me if she could make it large for 30p? i replied that she already had but could she wank me off for an extra £1? ;)