Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!


although u may stop loving me,i will always love you


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


No matter how old I am, I still panic when I lose my mum in a shop.


Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing Id lend. This luv Im sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!


Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."


Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.


Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"


The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..


When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.


Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i


I tried calling you to see how you were doing, a friend of mine called you and said you almost fell of the horse yesterday, but so happen a Walmart worker unplugged it just in time


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!


When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?


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