Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other
No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u
hi guys whats up
Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.
I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.