Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

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More Sms Messages:


I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!


Do u like prawns?


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you


When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.


All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?


wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.