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If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend
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although u may stop loving me,i will always love you
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your the sun to my shine your the peanut to my butter and your the boy to my friend
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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love
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I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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hi guys whats up
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5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

When you left, my world turned upside down

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

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