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5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!
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Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
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A good movie can make you cry... so can onions
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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although u may stop loving me,i will always love you
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

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When you left, my world turned upside down

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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

love you so bad al kihba

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I've seen more hair on a billiard ball