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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)
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one day a little boy went to his firends house and he asked his firend do you know what a penis is his firend said no so the little boy went home and asked his dad his dad said yes and he said y the boy side do i have one his dad unzipedhi his pants and said if it was 3 inchis longer it would be a perfict pinus
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All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
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Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Hey beautiful... youare sooclose tome that, . . . sumtyms i forget to put space even between the words...:-);-)
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!

A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.

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Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

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all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind