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Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
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ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.
Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..
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Bar Troubleshooting Chart
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Why Are There Only Two Paul-bearers At A Mexican Funeral?
A Man Comes Home Late One Night Drunk
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Shaves Her Legs
Mrs Applebee The 6th Grade Teacher Posed The Following Problem To One Of Her Classes
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Bubba Died In A Fire And His Body Was Burned Pretty Badly
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
What Did Osama Name His Last Daughter
Yo Mama Is Like A Drug
Yo Mama So Nasty She Makes Speed Stick
Yo Mama Is So Fat The Last Time She
A Preacher Was On Fire One Sunday
If Your Wife Ever Says Take The Carburetor Out Of The Tub So I Can Take A Bath
Your Mama S So Fat She Causes Earthquakes
Two Neighbors Were Talking About Work When One Asked Say Why Did The Foreman Fire You
There Were Five Thousand Smurfs And One Smurfette And She Screwed Each One Seven Times
When I Was Young I Had No Sense Stuck My Dick In An Electric Fence
A Linguistics Professor Was Lecturing To His English Class One Day
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!