Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny
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Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol

Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!

Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.