Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start

Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

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If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.


Where there's a will, I want to be in it


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!


We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!


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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.


T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'






One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.