Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
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My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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Hey!!
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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you ? I love you

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.