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Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

You have just subscribed to Songbird Ringtones! Please reply to this text saying ok to comfirm your payment of £4.50

ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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More Sms Messages:


First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.


I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.


IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?


Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.


How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found


How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!


Love is wicked,but when love take u to bed,it feels good..ah..



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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