Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!

roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny

my name is lkc11 and i got this text from 4funnies.com

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.


Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...


Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!


My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...


why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets


People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.


roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"


6 apples on the table 2 apples got.How many apples I have? *4? No...I have an 2 apples...b'coz.. I've got only 2 apples :p


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.