Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you


Hey, good morning! It's 8:00 and I just wanted to tell you how much I absolutely love you! Count the stars and that's how much I luv you!!Ttyl:;)


There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever


I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


When all else fails manipulate the data


roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you


ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start


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More Sms Messages:


ras aketeb?


In a friend you find a second self.


I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...


Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster


bluesoleil


Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.


Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.


Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles?


Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.


Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.