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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
I just want to be happy.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
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I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
A good movie can make you cry... so can onions
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...
It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
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A Hundred Prostitutes In Washington DC Were Asked If They Would Ever Sleep With President Clinton
Yo Mama Is So Hairy She Went Streaking And The Zoo Came And
A Woman Goes Into A Restaurant In A Small Town Out In The Country
An Industrious Turkey Farmer Was Always Experimenting With Breeding To Perfect A Better Turkey
A Truck Driver Was Driving Along On The Freeway
Yo Mama So Fat She Steps On A Scale
How Do You Make Money Off Of Dead Babies
What Do You Get When You Mix Holy Water With Castor Oil
Knock Knock Who’s There
What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought A Quarter
Things not to do when pulled over by the police
There Was A Party That Many Rich People Attended
Your Moms So Fat I Ran Round Your
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HOW DOES A WOMAN MAKE A MAN EAT SHIT
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!