Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny

No one can battle and win over Love. Because God is love and Jesus died because of Love

Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend

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More Sms Messages:


HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?


When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?


Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.


Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.


Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.


When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man? Trus2rthy.


Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.


Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.