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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

I just want to be happy.

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

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Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

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More Sms Messages:


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


A good movie can make you cry... so can onions


What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.


A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.


Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...


It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'


Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?


When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!


Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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