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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
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Never stay, always leave. Its better.
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What has he found who has lost God? And what has he lost who has found God?
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Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.
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Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra
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Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.