Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers
Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start
What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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