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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Money reassembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
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A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
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True friend cares lyk dad ,teases lyk a sister ,iritates lyk abrother
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roses r red violets r blue i was born beautiful bt wat d hell happened 2 u
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Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing;-)
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I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!