Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Dain Bramage

If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

although u may stop loving me,i will always love you

a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.

All I ever wanted is what others have

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

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More Sms Messages:


If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching TV ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!


Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?


Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.


The words are easy when the language is LOVE !


Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.


Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!


Im too blessed too be stressed


Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.