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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
In a friend you find a second self.
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W
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