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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!
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Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got a shock and a mouth full of c**k cause jill was a pre opp tranny
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how much coke did charlie sheen do enough to kill two in a half men
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My wife dresses 2 kill T only problem is th
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It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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boys are equal the character Q a large zero with a small rod . phaha
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The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H