Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

Blood is red Veins are blue I wish I could run over you

a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.

my sister birthday today on may 2 ,2012

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

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Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'


I only use de-odorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.


Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.


I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?


I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u


Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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