Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?

Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

-<- A rose for you Because I love you

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

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More Sms Messages:


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...


What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.


Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


Y did T cnnibal rush over 2 T cafeteria? He hrd children wr half price.


U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!


My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off...