Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.
Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
-<- A rose for you Because I love you
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
You could park a bike on that bum
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed
The road to a friend's house is never long.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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How Do You Make 5 Pounds Of Fat Look Good
What Do You Get When The Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?
A Drunken Old Man Walked Into A Bar
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put A Phone In
A British Doctor A German Doctor And An American Doctor Were Chatting
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Sat On
For Weeks A Six-year Old Lad Kept Telling His First-grade Teacher About The Baby Brother Or Sister That Was Expected At His House
A Cop Pulls Over A Drunk Driver
What Did The Cannibal Do After He Dumped His Girlfriend
There Was A Lawyner A Priest And A Class Of Children
Donald Trump so dumb he ordered NASA
Yo Mama Is So Small She
What Do You Give An Elephant With Diarrhea?
Three Nuns Decided To Quit So They Went To The Mother Superior
In The Garden Of Eden Just As God Was Finishing Up Creating Everything
How Do Rednecks Engage In Oral Sex
A Husband And Wife Out Enjoying A Round Of Golf Were About To Tee Off On The Third Hole Which Was Lined With Beautiful Homes
A Guy Went To A Maimi Heat Game
Two Flies Were Flying Around A Pile Of Poo
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!