Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
-<- A rose for you Because I love you
My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Time is something that makes sure that everything does not happen at the same moment.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

Tomorrow there is an other day. A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

bite me

roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"

If I were a bug I would walk up to you to get myself squished!

fg

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.