Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.

Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel?

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

-<- A rose for you Because I love you

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....


Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you


You could park a bike on that bum


Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed


The road to a friend's house is never long.


Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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