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It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Two Dwarfs went to a christmas party and found some women who they got on well with. After getting pissed they both toke the women to each others bedroom and has sex with them. The next day the first dwarf was asked by the second dwarf how was it, he replied i couldn't get it in. Then asked the second dwarf the same question. He replied u thought u got it bad i couldnt even get on the fucking bed.
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
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When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
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-<- A rose for you Because I love you
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When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
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I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

Hey babe, how about you come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook ;)

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!