Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
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I love working. I can look at it for hours.
I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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