Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

I just want to be happy.

ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start

He's as camp as a row of tents

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

Dain Bramage

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Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.


I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.


Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...


If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
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