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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
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Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
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ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
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What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
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The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

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