Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.


So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...


Friends r like knicker...Some crawl upur arse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength tohold you up...Some get a little sideways...some are ur fav...some are cheap and just plain nasty...and some actually do cover ur arse when u need then to...!! send this to all ur best knickers


i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?


thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...


Money reassembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.


when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley


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Spell hungry horse in 4 letters. M T G G.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!


hey lets have sex


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


The world is so more beautiful with you around!


Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !


I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!


do u remember da day we travelled in the car? i put ma dog out ov da window... u put ur face out... then people started shouting.. TWINS TWINS!!!


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.