Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
Ajay
Do u like prawns?
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W
If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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