Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

Do u like prawns?

One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

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More Sms Messages:


When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.


Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.


ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)



Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.


Can u feel it on ur cheeks?? I jusk kissed u good mawnin.


when girl is age of 20, she is like Africa half unexplored. when she is 30, she is like India warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying. when she is 40, she is like America technically perfect. when she is 50, she is like Europe all of a ruin. when she is 60 she is like Siberia everybody knows where it is nobody like's to go there!


A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.


you stink


I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except you...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.