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Ajay

Do u like prawns?

ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

hi guys whats up

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

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