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roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
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Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(
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Roses are red violets are he for me and not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!!! True....
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Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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What has he found who has lost God? And what has he lost who has found God?
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If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.
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I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
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ur the light in my tunnel the fire in my heart and without u where woud i start
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roses are red,violet is blue..if u will not reply me "i will kill you"

roses r red violets r blu god made me pretty but wat happened to u

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