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I love working. I can look at it for hours.
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Do u like prawns?
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It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
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Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Today's subliminal message is . . .
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I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p
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boys are equal the character Q a large zero with a small rod . phaha
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I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...

She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.