Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Money reassembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.

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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam key broke in the lock.


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!


If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone Mend me to your side and never let go Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold The more I live The more I know Whats simple is true I love you If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.


If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


your voice sound like that of a fly that is being tied on a selophine crying 4 help.... Lol


Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.


When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..


Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.