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hi guys whats up
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend
Do u like prawns?
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??
my name is lkc11 and i got this text from 4funnies.com
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.
to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly
Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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