Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
I just want to be happy.
Ajay
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..
Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
All I ever wanted is what others have
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
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