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hi guys whats up

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend

Jgat

Ajay

Do u like prawns?

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??

my name is lkc11 and i got this text from 4funnies.com

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

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a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.


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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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