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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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I just want to be happy.
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I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
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when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
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i need to ask you something and i want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward between us after this but i have to know how you feel i have kept it in for a while now but i think it's finally time i be straight up and just confront you .... i hope this doesn't ruin our relationship we already have. i just need to know and i don't see any other way i could get over this. just doesn't seem fair on me if i don't get an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. just want your honest opinion .... would you say a jaffa cake is a biscuit ?xx
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Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

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There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me thatís up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

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Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex? Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!