Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.


I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!


When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


Dain Bramage


Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.


I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?


Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.


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More Sms Messages:


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..



Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise


Yo mama so ugly....hahahaha ahhh i love that joke


That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.


If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha



Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade


Dain Bramage


No





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.