Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
He's as camp as a row of tents
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships.
I suck dick
I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

All stressed out and no one to choke

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock.

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.