Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".

Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

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More Sms Messages:


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing;-)


all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind


In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..


Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found


You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.