Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra
Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?
you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt
Jgat
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Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

Out of my mind.back in five minutes

Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

what goes in must come out

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.