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a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.
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I suck dick
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E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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I just want to be happy.
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roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
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I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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