Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

Never stay, always leave. Its better.

If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Ajay

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