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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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how much coke did charlie sheen do enough to kill two in a half men
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What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
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All I ever wanted is what others have
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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
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When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.