Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..


I LUV U


He's as camp as a row of tents


All I ever wanted is what others have


when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!


In a friend you find a second self.


Familiarity breeds children


The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!


I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


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More Sms Messages:


Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


Hw do U communic


He's as camp as a row of tents


He who laughs last thinks slowest.


***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1


How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.


What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!


Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.


Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving


everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.





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