Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
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Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?
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I LUV U
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
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judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
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ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Y dnt lobsters shR? Bcoz Ty're shellfish.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!