Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
I suck dick
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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