Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.


U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....sh*t...I got wrong number...SORRY :)


Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.


Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!


Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.


You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number? Sorry!


Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is..


i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!


People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.


Question: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Answer: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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