Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??

Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

You are here: X

a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.

I suck dick

Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it

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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.


The older I get, the older old is


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!


I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.


WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!


Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.


If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !


Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!


I see your face when I am dreaming! That's why I always wake up screaming!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.