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I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
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I just want to be happy.
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I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!
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Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
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I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...
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judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
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i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Yo mama so ugly....hahahaha ahhh i love that joke
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