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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha

Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hours with a retard.. So wanna hang out tomorrow?? :p

if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra

I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

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Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.


If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.


How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.


Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.


Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !


What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.


Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.


Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.


What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!