Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Do u like prawns?
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Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
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I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
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judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1
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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

Abracadabra Nope, ur still ugly!

People are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...