Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

Ajay

Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

He's as camp as a row of tents

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

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Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!


He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt


Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.


A donkey falls into a lake from heat exhaustion. A rooster runs to get help. Moral of The story: Hot Ass Makes a cock cum fast!


But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".


Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.


In 2010 th UK government will start shipping retards abroad. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you. Love you. Be Strong. Take your crayons xx


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


wit u money makes me a man.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.