Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!
Is it time for your medication or mine?
if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra
a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
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Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

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Your mums so fat that when she walks around she get taking the piss out of get a better mum mate grow a pair....!x

We do precision guesswork

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.