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what is life what is love,who can tell it to me

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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."

when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

Christmas is coming and the geese are getting fat.I don't like eating geese I would rather eat your two hat

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