Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
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Ajay
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Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
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It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
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kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated
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i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !
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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.

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