Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

boys are equal the character Q a large zero with a small rod . phaha

Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

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More Sms Messages:


I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day. He wasn't V happy.


A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.


Question: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar? Answer: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai, Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!


I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing Id lend. This luv Im sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!


Why were males created before females?


Be nice to the ones who smoke every cigarette might be their last.


Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.


Every good-bye is the birth of a memory


Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.


I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?