Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
Today's subliminal message is . . .
If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!
if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra
Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
He's as camp as a row of tents
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

In a friend you find a second self.

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