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roses are brown, violets are brown, why is a lepricon shitting in my garden?!
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Kyun use manane ke liye uske per pakrun? ay dost mujhe usse mohabbat hai..koi matlb to nahi :(
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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
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Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!
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hi guys whats up
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Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !
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I'll love you till the end! And then some more.

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What has he found who has lost God? And what has he lost who has found God?

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Someone told me you texted like an owl. Who. hahahahahha

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha