Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha

I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

Today's subliminal message is . . .

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

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More Sms Messages:


What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.


Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?


This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."


If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.


Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO


Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!


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One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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