Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

What do you have in common with your husband? " We married on the same day."

Hey Baby! Wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over you facebook?

I've lost my phone! Oh No! That's terrible! Have you found it yet? No Now? No! I'll text you when I find it!

He's as camp as a row of tents

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

In a friend you find a second self.

I just want to be happy.

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

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Today's subliminal message is . . .


Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.


The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.


I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!


When you left, my world turned upside down


I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!


9 lessons in life: learn to care learn to smile learn to cry learn to give learn to forgive learn to share learn to trust learn to love n learn to say u miss me


Jesus said 2 John cum forth and I'll give u eternal life John came fifth and won a toaster


You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.