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True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated
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roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you
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I love you wit all my butt, i would say heart but my butt iz bigger
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a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
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I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
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