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All I ever wanted is what others have
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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what is life what is love,who can tell it to me
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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
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Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
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Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
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i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!
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roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you
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Mind intentionally left blank...

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE

He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.