Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha
I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
I love working. I can look at it for hours.
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
Today's subliminal message is . . .
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
More Sms Messages:
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
If time does not wait for you, donít worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang? A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
Funny Jokes:A Chicken And An Egg Are Lying In Bed
Saddam Hussein And His Chauffeur Were Cruisin Down The I-69 Highway When Suddenly They Hit A Pig Crossing The Road
When A Person Assists A Criminal In Breaking The Law Before The Criminal Gets Arrested We Call Him An Accomplice
Why Did The Mexicans Fight So Hard For The Alamo
Yo Mama So Dumb She Wrote Anti-anti-jokes To Be
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Senior
A Blonde Was Swerving Hugely On A Main Road Infront Of A Truck
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Steped On A Scale
How Do You Stop A Taliban Tank
In The Middle Of A Forest There Was A Hunter Who Was Suddenly Confronted With A Huge Mean Bear
Yo Mama Is So Hideously Ugly That At Christmas
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Rubber Toe Ruberto!
After Their 11th Child An Alabama Couple Decided That Was Enough
Some Good Pick-up Lines
Yo Momma Is So Dumb That When The Waiter
A Man Seeking To Lose Some Of His Excess Weight Visited The Local Doctor
Yo Mama Is So Skinny
Why didn t Republicans attend Trumps inauguration
How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer
Yo Mama Hair So Short When She Braided
A Blonde Came Home From Work One Afternoon
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!