Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me..
Familiarity breeds children
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)
a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.
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More Sms Messages:


Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let tham go.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny well...Enough about ME! How about you?

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !