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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
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It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
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MRE
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
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you and me we do it in bed in the car in the bathroom heck we even do it standing up...Yup we love to txt
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Nothing faster than the speed of light? Thatís a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes herlook fat.
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito or her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.