Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

Roses are red , violets are blue , i have 5 fingas and one goes to you.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

I suck dick

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


I love you! From the earth till the moon!


99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now


Seven days without laughter makes one weak!!


Good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx


We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.


I love you even more than when I started this sentence.


Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.





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