Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
i love my boobies
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.
roses are red, violets are blue, someone is bold and i know its you
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Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Wherever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!