Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.


I just want to be happy.


ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..


True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.


I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..


Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


A true friend stabs you in the front.


Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw


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More Sms Messages:


It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.


TO DO LIST: get up survive go to bed


The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.


I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!


What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.


The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!


What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !


You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.


Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love. Alway Makes you winner.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.