Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!


why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?


Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !


I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.


Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.


99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now


If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !


I'm not as dumb as you look.


A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others


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More Sms Messages:


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will giveu a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.


SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL WALK INTO YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU RALIZE WHY IT NEVER WORKED OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE


Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it


The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down


Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.


s[he]be[lie]ve[d]


Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?