Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now
When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

If we woke up next to each other and could only say 3 words what would u say? I got the text from a guy so I said "ur butt hurt?" haha

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?