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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
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-<- A rose for you Because I love you
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99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
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I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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