Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

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More Sms Messages:


A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it


Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!


A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!


What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo


Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.


Why were males created before females?


a little girl said what is a p---y. and her dad says a purse.oh says the little girl.and then she said what is a d--k and her mom says it is a hat.oh said the little girl. her mom waz in the kitchen screwing the turckey and dad is playitng with his hat.so the little girl envited 2 friends over a little boy and a little girl and when she opend the door she said come in hang up ur d--ks and lay down ur p---ys.


hi guys whats up


Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!