Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
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What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
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Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

Hld tr frnd wth bth yr hnds, dot lt g 4 tr frend cms nc n lftm. Tht's why 'm hldng yo tight! Cnt lt go

Never stay, always leave. Its better.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.