Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Jgat

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

Today's subliminal message is . . .

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie

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More Sms Messages:


If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.


(\_/) (=.=) (")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...


Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


When you strangle a smurf, what color does he get ?


Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye. I don't worry, i don't cry. I'm just happy that cows can't fly.


Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.


A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?