Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1
A true friend stabs you in the front.
i'm stile single
What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.
I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated
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