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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind
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Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?
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Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

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A butterfly needs its wings ... an ice bear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.