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a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

The Planet is fine and the People are FUCKED!

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

I love working. I can look at it for hours.

There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!


there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.


What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


Constipated people don't give a crap


If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...


Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.


If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...


when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley


If you was born poor is not your fault but if you die poor is your fault.