Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Never stay, always leave. Its better.

It's colder than a penguin's bollocks

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

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More Sms Messages:


Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!


Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you


Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life


Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke and because whoever wrote that joke doesn't know the difference between read and red! hmm and I'm even a blonde!!??


Wht do U cll a dog with no legs? It doesn't m


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!


hiiiiiii


Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx


It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?