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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
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Familiarity breeds children
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you stink
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i'm stile single
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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
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Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
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I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing Id lend. This luv Im sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W
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When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.

I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (,)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

Never miss a good chance to shut up

A waist is a terrible thing to mind


That is how a triathlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.