Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

MRE
Don't search for LOVE......Let love search for for you......That's why it's called LOVE....Because you don't actually......FORCE yourself to LOVE.......YOU JUST FALL LOVE
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Hw do U communic
What's the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
what is life what is love,who can tell it to me
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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