Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

all of these texts are gay

what is life what is love,who can tell it to me

If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!

I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove

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More Sms Messages:


Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?


Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.


Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!


Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!


U are a BITCH B eautiful I ntelligent T alented C ute H ilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*



When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the color ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love. Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?



What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.