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Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
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you stink
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Nothing faster than the speed of light? Thatís a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes herlook fat.
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A friend is sweet when its newÖ.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
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MRE
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I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing Iíd lend. This luv Iím sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
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It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
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I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I?ll kill you for nothing!

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".

Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!

Monday is one seventh of your life!

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