Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
all of these texts are gay
Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.
You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
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i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!
Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
How can there be self-help groups?
Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.
Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Funny Jokes:Did You Know That Someone From West Virginia Invented Toothpaste
There Was This Boy Who Came Downstairs To Have Some Breakfast And He Asks His Grandma
What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road Rolls In Dirt And Comes Back
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
This Guy Arrives Home To Find His Wife Waiting For Him By The Door
If I Wanted To Hear From An
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House
There Was This Teacher Who Was Teaching Young Kids The Different Types Of Animals She Showed Them The Picture Of A Giraffe And Asked Them What It Was
One Halloween This Woman Opens Her Door To Find The Most Adorable Little Girl With Golden Blond Curly Hair And The Biggest Blue Eyes
Supposedly GB Shaw Once Sent Winston Churchill Some Tickets For The First Night Of One Of His Plays
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Went To School
Three Couples Went To A Restaurant
Yo Mama So Ugly She Made
What Do You Get When You Cross An Octopus With A Cow
Letters To Bad Santa
How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose
A Chinese Man Arranges For A Hooker To Come To His Room For The Evening
Interesting Human Body Facts
Yo Mama Is So Stupid When She Saw A Sausage
This Old Man Decided To Go To A Whore House One Night
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!