Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

all of these texts are gay

Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

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More Sms Messages:


i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!


Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day


You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.


How can there be self-help groups?


Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun? A trifle.


Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day


Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...


One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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