Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W
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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
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All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
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One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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you stink
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There are a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing Id lend. This luv Im sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...