Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

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Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie


It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.


Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................


Today's subliminal message is . . .


Drrt!


We do precision guesswork


My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch


Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!