Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
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The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.
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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill you wanna? jill said yes and dropped her dress (then they had some hanky-panky) but fuckin jill forgot the pill and out popped little frankie
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MRE
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If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
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I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
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hey my friend please see me now iam ryan from spain im 18 yrs old
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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
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If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achank, usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, or, jor se chillaya.... "KAMINE" poty v aise karte hai jaise "SAMOSA"pada ho.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would ?. rain all day !

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I've tried to sit next to that weird girl Riley Tastifut in class but when she started to eat her pencil and bite her toes i decided to move.

call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all