Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
Nothing faster than the speed of light? Thatís a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes herlook fat.
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
Roses are red violets are blue your face belongs in the zoo dont worry ille be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol
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When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

I want to live in Switzerland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!