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a man got on to the bus, and saw a really hot nun. he went up to her and talked to her. he wantd to have sex with her. nun said no. so the bus driver asked him , o u like the nun. he replied yes. bus driver says she goes to the grave every saturday at 9pm, pretend ur god. so he goes to the graveyard and finds the nun there. he asks to have sex and the replie is yes. after hours of sex the man says haha im not god. then the nun takes of her clothes and says hahaha im the bus driver.
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a message wrote on a t-shirt..excusme,my face is above..
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my life is so prefect with you around, the only thing I'll change in 2015 is my calendar #Minizy #MusicSON
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Heloo I guess ders an error in ur brain.
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What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
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I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
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If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
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Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
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Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

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