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***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
Nothing succeeds like excess
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !
If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
A good movie can make you cry... so can onions
Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
Funny Jokes:One Day Two Kids Were Wandering Around Near A Stream
Where Do Blondes Go To Visit Their Relatives
Why Do Blondes Like Blonde Jokes
Yo Mama Is So Fat Her Waist Size Is
A Mexican Italian And An American Were Going Down The Road In A Truck
How Do Rednecks Have Safe Sex
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
My Stomach Is Getting Awfully Big Doctor
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Cork Shoved Up His Arse
A Large Two Engines Train Was Crossing America
Are You Cold
Letters To Bad Santa
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Lifelong Goal Is
A Solution To All Of Your Drinking Troubles
An Old Couple Were Sitting In Their Living Room On A Sunday Morning Watching A Religious Program
How Do You Get A Harvard Graduate Off Your Porch
I Went To Home Depot Recently While Not Being Altogether Sure That Course Of Action Was A Wise One
Yo Mama Is So Fat The Last Time She Saw 90210
Dick Cheney Walks Into The Oval Office And Sees The President Whooping And Hollering
Yo Mama So Fat She Plays Slip-n-Slide
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!