Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages


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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
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there are 12 months in a year, 7days a week, 24hours a day,60seconds a hour, and one of you in a lifetime.
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If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
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Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
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Ah cah bring u the moon and stars like Jim carey but i draw it and hand u it to hang up.
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hey my friend please see me now iam ryan from spain im 18 yrs old
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.
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I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....

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I'm an alien I've transformed in2 Ur ph1 & as U're reading ths I'm having sex with Ur finger. I know U like it Bcoz I cn C U smiling!

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply bícoz you are a sweet friend!!

love you so bad al kihba