Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

Allow me to introduce my selves

Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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all my life i thought having babies were bad then i found out what u have to do to make them and i changed my mind

ATTITUDE RELOADED: I never prove 2 b gud enough 4 every1... Bt, I'm d best 4 dem who understand me..

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More Sms Messages:


Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.


Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!


i ht Sm|g jSt tO prEtD 'M Ot hUrt. htE to gGgl tO Show 'll okY. hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr Cry. Stll lovE YOU t 'V t SaY gooDbY...


You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!


a man can kiss his wife goodnight,butterfly can kiss flower & u my friend can kiss my ass!


Dain Bramage


Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............


Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.


She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.