Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" BantAnswer: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

i am a lion

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'