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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
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I would like to be a volcano ? smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
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Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
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If we quit voting will they all go away?
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roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
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I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

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