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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Nothing succeeds like excess

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

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The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!


When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.


I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove



It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!


A good movie can make you cry... so can onions


Roses are red violets are blue i need to kill you


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One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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