Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.
If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.