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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.=)
Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!
You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you until the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
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Guess what???? (Never reply after that)
who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
Do pilots take crash-courses?
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
if u were my homework i'd do you every night.. by:mizz.ramirez aka mizz.shorty and lala aka alejandra
The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Wore A Malcom X
Donald trump and my childs diaper needs to be changed often
At A News Conference A Journalist Said To The Politician Running For The Presidency
Yo Mama So Dumb She Tried Putting M And M S
Your Mamma Is So Fat When She Sings Its
Why Were Guys Put On This Earth?
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Roof A House
Why Did The Mouse Go To The Party
In Washington DC They Ran Out Tickle Me Elmo Dolls
The Man Passed Out In A Dead Faint As He Came Out Of His Front Door Onto The Porch
Really Good Deed This Guy Arrives At The Pearly Gates
A Bloke Is In A Queue At The Supermarket When He Notices A Dishy Blonde Behind Him Has Raised Her Hand And Is Smiling At Him
On The First Day Of Christmas
A Linguistics Professor Was Lecturing To His English Class One Day
Yo Mama So Fat When She Stands On Scales
How Do You Stop A Blonde Tank
Yo House So Small I Stuck The Key In
A Man Went To A Brain Store To Get Some Brain To Complete A Study
Three Men Stood Before A Judge On A Charge Of Drunk And Disorderly Conduct In A Public Park
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!