Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

MRE

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

Hw do U communic

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

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More Sms Messages:


A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it


Question: What does a blonde owl say? Answer: What, what?


My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.


Girl:You like sleep? I like sleep too. boy:cool, lets do it together then.


Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !


Drrt!


Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.


Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.


What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.


Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.