Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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all of these texts are gay
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
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The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.
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Im too blessed too be stressed
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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
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Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!
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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

rosses are red violets are blue I cant stand your face so its the end of me with you

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?

To love, you have to be loved and let them in.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you