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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.
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2 monkeys escaped from the zoo one was named larry and the other was you
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Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!
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Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married!

Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message