Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Real anarchists play chess without kings.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Thee Hell Happend To You !! Lol !

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

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i'm stile single

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!

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More Sms Messages:


You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.


Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.


Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.


1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!


A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true


jy is my sonskyn my rooiwyn my asmapompie my dagastompie maar myne sal jy bly


to whom am i f*cking tonight wait i thought this was sam but who know im totally wasted right now it could be molly


Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.


A monkey told his father, why are we ugly? The father said 'thank God u should have seen d person reading dis message'


The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?