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Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
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all of these texts are gay
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Drrt!
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Im too blessed too be stressed
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A true friend stabs you in the front.
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Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
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The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.
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i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
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roses are red violets are blue, just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you! <3
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You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

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I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Common sense isn't common

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...