Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
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Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I ?ove You...

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Question: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Answer: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.

Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.