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Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
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Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
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Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
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Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
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Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!
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Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
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Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted!!!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

I just want to be happy.

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.