Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"


Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...


For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.


Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.


kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated


beards can be red a sword can glow blue there's only one precious and that must be you


I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove


Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.


Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.


Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.


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Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?


If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.


E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.


It is round and orange and says: ?I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!


Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...


Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.