Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
Doctor asks: How's your headache? Patient: She is fine!
Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....
hey my friend please see me now iam ryan from spain im 18 yrs old
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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