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If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile... But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox
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Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

This turkey tastes like an old settee. Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

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