Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things but at different speeds

How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Boys shoulld tell tha trouserz its rude to point. LOL

i'm stile single

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

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I don't get even . . . . . I get odder


Man finds his wife with his friend in bed.he shoot his friend and kill him. His wife says: if you behave like this,you will lose all your friends.


who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !


Why do we call apartments, apartments when they are all connected to one another ?


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!


hey lets have sex


Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.


She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.


What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.