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Cn we hav sex ? Put on a condom .. Cn u lick my dick ? Ja bt afta u put a condom on ?
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If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
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blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'
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Drrt!
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I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
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About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.
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I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
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Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
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All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
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