Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.
Allow me to introduce my selves
I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
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An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.

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The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

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You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

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