Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

i know your secret!You dirty little girl/boy. Talk Later! hahha see how many nipples text u backthinking that you know there secret!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. U LIVE IN A ZOO U LOOK LIKE A PILE OF S*-T AND U SMELL LIKE IT TO

ALGEBRAnswer: A weapon of math destruction.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

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More Sms Messages:



Wht's T fastest cake in T world? Sc1.


You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number


If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.


Familiarity breeds children


love sasah nd no1 else, gat no sweet messages bt pretty gal


Never stay, always leave. Its better.


Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...


A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.