Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

i lyk it ,i lyk it more than word more

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Those sms are not funny at ol..:-)

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More Sms Messages:


Why are most blonde jokes one liners? So that men can understand them.


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!


20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


Every good-bye is the birth of a memory


Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.


I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


what goes in must come out


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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