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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
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