Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
you stink
Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai, sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai, lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
If we quit voting will they all go away?
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
I've been kidnaped and they cut off the piece of my hand but my father said he want an0ther prove
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