Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

All of you who believe in psycho kinetics, raise 'my' hand ...

Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

kisses that are blown are kisses that are wasted ,kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs germs are hated , but u can kiss me baby i'm vaccinated

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending..

Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

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There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.


what goes uh uh a man and lady fucking each other


Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one ? forever ....


Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.


No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...


Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.