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Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
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What's the difference between Bigfoot and intelligent men? Big foot has been spotted a few times
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Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
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Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
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Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
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You know how everyone has a hopeless crush they will never have? Well open up hon' cuz I'm not going anywhere.
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I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

U SAY I NEED SOME GLASSES AND THE MAN GIVE U A PILE OFF S*-T

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

hey there cutie how about you come over to myspace so you can twitter on my yahoo, then ill google all over your facebook ;)