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Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
In a friend you find a second self.
Never stay, always leave. Its better.
If you get silly make sure to wrap your willy!
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!”
judge :- Tumhaari koi aakhri wish ? ! Mujrim :- Aap ki beti se shadi, Blackberry Bold&Apple I Phone, 100 crore rs, US ka visa, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche, jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa aur mein un sab ki shadi karwa dun, uske bad aap jo bhi faislaa doge mujhe manzoor hoga.. ! Judge :- (zor se haste hue) Lauda Choos le.. Meri koi beti hi nahi hai. Tango re Madarchod ko...
i miss licking it. . . and sucking. . . and tasting the wet sticky juices off of it. . . DAMN! i wish i didn't drop my popsicle.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so am i
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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Question:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Answer:About 45 pounds!!
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
In The Event Of A Fire Please Read Below Not Now Yhuu Thick Cubt. Onli In The Event Of A Fire..
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!