Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"
If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins
If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!
All computers wait at the same speed.
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
Funny Jokes:To All Personnel From Accounting
If Con Is The Opposite Of Pro
Yo Mamma So Fat Her Blood
How Does A Blonde Guy Take A Shower
A Brooklyn Lawyer A Used Car Salesman And A Banker Were Gathered By A Coffin Containing The Body Of An Old Friend
There Was A Packers Fan With A Really Crappy Seat At Lambeau
There Once Was A Man With A Bald Head And A Pegleg Who Was In Need Of A Kickin Halloween Costume
Your Mama So Dum She Got Locked In The Bathroom
A Woman Goes Into A Restaurant In A Small Town Out In The Country
What Do Dale Earnhardt And Pink Floyd Have In Common
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fly
I Have Good News And Bad News The Defense Lawyer Says To His Client
What Do Call A Good Cook
You Look Like An Elf
My Sister-in-law A Truck Driver Had Decided To Get A Dog For Protection
Yo Mama So Fat She Wore Leather Pants To A Party
Yo Mama Is So Small She
How Do You Make A Pool Table Laugh
Donald Trump wants to remake America in his own image
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Locked Herself
Yo Mama Like A Stamp
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!