Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"

Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!


Stress is when you wake up and realizes that you haven't slept yet


Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain


Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!


Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!


Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.



It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?