Sms Messages * 10 Sms Messages

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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I Want triplets you want twins.... Lets get in bed and see who wins


If you think any of these are funny, i swear you don't have any friends. Yeah, I'm good.


Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.


i came here to drink milk and to kick arse, and i've just finished my milk.....


Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!


Lets punch captain crunch then we'll eat his face for lunch!


All computers wait at the same speed.


Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, h? :-) .... me too xxx


Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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