Funny Texts | 10 Sms Messages

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may not be disturbed

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

If love were happiness, would all be sad when it ended.

I really love to see you smile coz a single smile from you lights up my day

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!

Hw do U occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!