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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
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Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
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Common sense isn't common

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

it is not being in love thet makes me happy...but being in love WITH YOU that makes me happy

what's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says cookle doddle doo and a prostitute says any cock will do..

I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky again.

If y cn b vdd smply by clsng r ys, I wldn't blnk t ll for I dnt wnt to lt scnd pss hvng lst hey lk Y!

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (,)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

All I ever wanted is what others have

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.