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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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A blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
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Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.
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God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.